ci: gate the release on shell lint, from one shared script

v1.8.14's first attempt spent ~46 minutes building a base image for a tree whose
own lint had been failing for 24 hours. shellcheck had already flagged the
defect (SC2289, severity error) on the push that introduced it; the lint
workflow went red at run 186 and nobody read it.

lint.yml deliberately skips tag pushes and its reasoning is sound -- the tagged
tree was already linted on main, and a tag-ref lint run sorts above the publish
run, making a release look finished before anything ships. The missing invariant
was never "lint the tag". It was "do not RELEASE a tree whose lint failed", and
only a job inside the publish workflow can enforce that.

So: extract the shell-lint logic from lint.yml into scripts/lint-shell.sh and
call it from both places, then add a lint-gate job that resolve-versions depends
on. resolve-versions is the graph root, so gating it gates everything. Cost is
~40 s at the front of a release; the alternative already cost fifty minutes.

Extracted rather than copied on purpose. A second copy of a check is the drift
this repo keeps paying for -- the same evening produced a skillset mirror that
had sat 9579 B behind its upstream through two consecutive edits.

The script adds one behaviour the inline version lacked: if shellcheck is not
installed it exits 2 rather than silently finding nothing, inheriting the
existing "a gate that cannot run must not pass" rule from hooks/pre-commit in
the skillset repo. Without that, reordering the install step away would turn the
gate into a green tick over zero checks.

Verified locally with a stubbed shellcheck (the real binary is not in the
devbox), five cases, each with its expectation stated first: absent shellcheck
-> rc=2; stub pass -> rc=0 and a non-zero file count; stub fail -> rc=1; a
deliberately unterminated `if` planted in scripts/ -> rc=1 via the bash -n half,
naming the file; removal -> rc=0 again. Discovery cross-checks against CI's own
number: the inline version reported 12 files, the extracted one reports 13, the
difference being lint-shell.sh itself. YAML re-parsed (10 jobs, was 9) with an
assertion that resolve-versions needs lint-gate, and the repo's
check-workflow-shell.sh guard still passes.

.env.example

@@ -87,6 +87,35 @@ SSH_KEY_PATH=~/.ssh
 # MEMPALACE_PI_REMOTE_PATH=/data/feed
 # MEMPALACE_PI_DEVICE=
 
+# ── Mailbox notification: MUST BE NAMED, auto-detect CANNOT work here ──
+# The mempalace extension polls the logstream for fleet asks addressed to this
+# device and queues them into the next turn. That part needs no config. The
+# NOTIFICATION that tells the human it happened does, and unset means SILENT
+# outside the pi TUI.
+#
+# Why there is no working default: terminal identity lives in env vars set by
+# the emulator (KITTY_WINDOW_ID, TERM_PROGRAM) and `docker exec` does NOT
+# forward them — inside the container pi sees only TERM=xterm-256color no matter
+# what is rendering it. So "desktop" auto-detection always falls through to
+# OSC 777, which Kitty does not implement, and the notification silently does
+# nothing: the worst outcome for a feature whose only job is to break a silence.
+# Naming the protocol is what makes it fire.
+#
+#   kitty    OSC 99 desktop notification (correct for Kitty, incl. over SSH)
+#   osc777   OSC 777 (tmux/iTerm2/foot and others)
+#   desktop  OSC 99 if KITTY_WINDOW_ID is visible, else OSC 777 — inside a
+#            container that means effectively always OSC 777, so prefer naming
+#   0 / off  suppress entirely (in-TUI notify still shows)
+# MEMPALACE_MAILBOX_NOTIFY=kitty
+#
+# Cadence, if the delivery ever feels late: the poll is coupled to session
+# activity (it runs when the agent settles), NOT to a wall clock.
+# MEMPALACE_MAILBOX_POLL_MS is therefore a FLOOR BETWEEN POLLS (default 300000),
+# not a promise of one every 5 minutes — an idle session polls zero times, and
+# session start does the first look.
+# MEMPALACE_MAILBOX_POLL_MS=300000
+# MEMPALACE_MAILBOX_RESURFACE_MS=3600000
+
 # ── LAN access from the container (host-OS-agnostic) ─────────────────
 # On VM-backed hosts (macOS OrbStack / Docker Desktop) the container can't
 # reach the host's directly-attached LAN peers by default. The entrypoint

.gitea/workflows/docker-publish.yml

@@ -157,7 +157,41 @@ jobs:
   # buildcache silently reuses the layer from whatever pi version was
   # current when the cache was first populated. Same class of bug as
   # pi-devbox v0.74.0..v0.75.5 (fixed in v0.75.5b 2026-05-23).
+  # ── release gate ──────────────────────────────────────────────
+  # Refuse to spend a base build on a tree whose own shell scripts do not lint.
+  #
+  # v1.8.14's first attempt is why this exists. smoke and smoke-studio both failed
+  # at scripts/smoke-test.sh:770 AFTER build-base had already spent ~46 minutes,
+  # on a defect shellcheck had flagged as SC2289 (severity error) a day earlier:
+  # the lint workflow went red on the very push that introduced it (run 186) and
+  # stayed red for runs 187 and 188, unread.
+  #
+  # lint.yml deliberately does not run on tag pushes, and its reasoning is sound
+  # (the tagged tree was already linted on main; a tag-ref lint run sorts above
+  # the publish run and makes a release look finished before anything ships). The
+  # missing invariant was never "lint the tag" -- it was "do not RELEASE a tree
+  # whose lint failed", and only a job inside THIS workflow can enforce that.
+  #
+  # ~40 s, ahead of everything expensive, and it runs scripts/lint-shell.sh --
+  # the same file lint.yml calls, not a second copy that drifts.
+  lint-gate:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    container:
+      image: catthehacker/ubuntu:act-latest
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v4
+
+      - name: Install shellcheck
+        run: |
+          apt-get update
+          apt-get install -y --no-install-recommends shellcheck
+
+      - name: "Shellcheck + syntax-check repository scripts (severity: error)"
+        run: bash scripts/lint-shell.sh
+
   resolve-versions:
+    # Gated: a defective tree must not reach a 46-minute base build.
+    needs: [lint-gate]
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     container:
       image: catthehacker/ubuntu:act-latest
@@ -543,7 +577,12 @@ jobs:
         env:
           EXPECTED_PI_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.pi_version }}
           EXPECTED_MEMPALACE_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.mempalace_version }}
-        run: bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke
+        run: |
+          # Single source of truth for the node major is Dockerfile.base's ARG.
+          # Asserting the BUILT image matches it also catches a stale cached layer.
+          EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR=$(sed -n 's/^ARG NODE_VERSION=\([0-9][0-9]*\).*/\1/p' Dockerfile.base)
+          export EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR
+          bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke
 
   # ── Phase 3b: amd64 smoke for the studio variant ────────────────────
   # Additive + independent of the core `smoke` job: gates ONLY
@@ -606,7 +645,12 @@ jobs:
         env:
           EXPECTED_PI_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.pi_version }}
           EXPECTED_MEMPALACE_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.mempalace_version }}
-        run: bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke-studio
+        run: |
+          # Single source of truth for the node major is Dockerfile.base's ARG.
+          # Asserting the BUILT image matches it also catches a stale cached layer.
+          EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR=$(sed -n 's/^ARG NODE_VERSION=\([0-9][0-9]*\).*/\1/p' Dockerfile.base)
+          export EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR
+          bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke-studio
 
   # ── Phase 4: multi-arch publish ─────────────────────────────────────
   build-variant:

.gitea/workflows/lint.yml

@@ -75,31 +75,11 @@ jobs:
         # are shell scripts with no extension. -print0/mapfile -d '' so a path
         # with a space cannot silently split, and the file count is asserted
         # non-zero — a green tick over an empty file set is not a check.
-        run: |
-          # Union of two signals, because either alone misses a real case:
-          # a shebang scan misses a sourced fragment with no shebang, and a
-          # *.sh glob misses the extensionless tools in rootfs/usr/local/bin/.
-          # Silent skipping is precisely the failure mode this gate exists to
-          # prevent, so err toward over-collecting.
-          mapfile -d '' -t all_files < <(find . -not -path './.git/*' -type f -print0)
-          sh_files=()
-          for f in "${all_files[@]}"; do
-            case "$f" in *.sh) sh_files+=("$f"); continue;; esac
-            if head -n1 "$f" 2>/dev/null | grep -qE '^#!.*\b(bash|sh)\b'; then
-              sh_files+=("$f")
-            fi
-          done
-          echo "Checking ${#sh_files[@]} shell file(s)"
-          if [ "${#sh_files[@]}" -eq 0 ]; then
-            echo "::error::no shell files found — the shebang scan or the checkout is wrong"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-          shellcheck -S error -f gcc "${sh_files[@]}"
-          rc=0
-          for f in "${sh_files[@]}"; do
-            bash -n "$f" || { echo "::error file=$f::bash -n failed"; rc=1; }
-          done
-          exit "$rc"
+        #
+        # The implementation moved to scripts/lint-shell.sh on 2026-09-08 so the
+        # release gate in docker-publish.yml runs the SAME code rather than a
+        # second copy that drifts. Edit the script, not a copy of it.
+        run: bash scripts/lint-shell.sh
 
       - name: Gitea shell guard (catches the actionlint blind spot)
         # actionlint models GitHub Actions, where the default run shell is

CHANGELOG.md

@@ -11,6 +11,167 @@ Pre-v1.0.0 tags followed the pi npm version (`v{pi_version}[letter]`).
 
 ---
 
+## v1.8.14 — 2026-09-08
+
+> **First release attempt failed; fixed in this same entry.** The `smoke` and
+> `smoke-studio` jobs both failed at `scripts/smoke-test.sh:770` with
+> `agent-browser: command not found`, after `build-base` had already succeeded
+> (~46 min spent). Root cause was in the agent-browser execution guard added the
+> day before: the explanatory comment inside the **single-quoted** `exec_test`
+> body contained an apostrophe (`the fleet\'s`). Inside `'...'` bash treats a
+> backslash literally, so `\'` does not escape — it **closes the string**. The
+> body silently truncated (measured: `exec_test` received **12** arguments
+> instead of 2), and the remaining lines, including the `agent-browser --version`
+> assertion, were parsed by the **runner's** shell instead of executing inside
+> the image — and the runner has no agent-browser. The prose now lives above the
+> call, where an apostrophe is harmless.
+>
+> **The lint job had already caught this, and it went unread for 24 hours.**
+> `shellcheck` flagged it as `SC2289` at severity *error*, so the `actionlint`
+> job went red at run 186 on 2026-09-07 21:21 — the exact push that introduced
+> the guard — and stayed red for runs 187 and 188. `lint.yml` deliberately
+> excludes tag pushes (documented: the tagged tree was already linted on main,
+> and a tag-ref lint run would sort above the publish run), which is sound; the
+> broken assumption was different, namely that a tree whose lint FAILED would not
+> then be released. `docker-publish.yml` has no dependency on lint, so it built
+> for 50 minutes on a tree known to be defective.
+>
+> **Fixed, then gated.** The prose moved above the `exec_test` call so an
+> apostrophe cannot terminate anything, and the shell-lint logic moved out of
+> `lint.yml` into **`scripts/lint-shell.sh`** — now called by both `lint.yml` and
+> a new `lint-gate` job here that `resolve-versions` depends on. A release with a
+> lint error refuses in ~40 s instead of failing after fifty minutes. One copy,
+> not two: a duplicated check that drifts is the failure this repo keeps paying
+> for. The script also refuses to pass when `shellcheck` is absent, inheriting
+> the existing principle that a gate which cannot run must not pass.
+>
+> **`v1.8.14` was re-pointed** from `601fc98` to the fix commit. Nothing had
+> consumed the original tag — no `v1.8.14` image was ever published, only the
+> content-addressed `base-a365dd24de21`. `scripts/` does not feed the base hash,
+> so the re-run reuses that base and skips the 46-minute rebuild.
+
+**A test that was quietly checking nothing, and a version number that was wrong.**
+Both found by delegating a read-only audit of this repo to a headless worker
+(`pi-toolkit` `bin/pi-task`) and then spot-checking its pointers from the
+filesystem — 5 of 5 held, and it also corrected a false premise planted in its
+own brief.
+
+**The node major is now asserted, not merely printed.**
+`scripts/smoke-test.sh` ran `run "node" "node --version"`, which asserts only
+that the binary exists and exits 0 — the printed version was compared to
+nothing. The line above it has always used `run_expect` against
+`$EXPECTED_PI_VERSION` for `pi`, so the suite *looked* like it covered node.
+**A node major bump would have passed the whole smoke suite silently.** Worse,
+this is where the "node v22.23.2 verified" line in the v1.8.13 recreate notes
+came from: printed output, not an assertion — an expectation stated up front and
+then falsified by the check.
+
+Now gated on `EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR`, which CI derives from `Dockerfile.base`'s
+`ARG NODE_VERSION` — the single source of truth, and the *only* hard node pin in
+the repo (`Dockerfile.variant` has no node install at all, so the two Dockerfiles
+cannot disagree). That also catches a stale cached layer whose node disagrees
+with the declared ARG. Unset ⇒ previous behaviour, so nothing breaks for anyone
+running the suite by hand.
+
+Verified two-sided, because a silent failure here reintroduces the exact bug it
+fixes: the `sed` derivation yields `22` (an empty result would disable the
+assertion silently); `grep -Fq "v22."` matches `v22.23.2`; `"v24."` does **not**
+match, so a wrong major is caught; `"v2."` does not prefix-collide. The workflow
+YAML was re-parsed after editing (9 jobs).
+
+**v1.8.13's agent-browser version was wrong.** That entry said "the image's own
+0.35.2". The image ships **0.36.0** — `/usr/lib/node_modules/agent-browser` at
+0.36.0 with `engines.node >=24.0.0`, and no 0.35.2 exists anywhere in the image.
+The sentence was also internally incoherent, contrasting 0.36.0 against a version
+that is not present. Corrected in place with a visible note, since that entry is
+already released. **The reasoning survives untouched**: the engines floor really
+is vestigial, because `/usr/bin/agent-browser` is a prebuilt aarch64 ELF invoked
+directly and never through node — which is exactly why 0.36.0 runs fine on
+22.23.2, consistent with the runtime proof collected on 2026-09-07 and with the
+retraction of the earlier false "0.36.0 requires node >= 24" alert.
+
+No image content changes: `NODE_VERSION` still 22, no pins moved. This is a test
+and a docs correction only.
+
+**The same bug class, twice in one file — and the second one was throwing away a
+proof the fleet cannot obtain any other way.** `scripts/smoke-test.sh`'s
+agent-browser guard captured the version *inside an `echo`, with `2>/dev/null`*:
+
+```sh
+echo "resolved=[$r] version=[$(agent-browser --version 2>/dev/null | head -n1)]" >&2
+```
+
+The exit code was discarded, so a binary that could not execute at all still
+**passed**, printing `version=[]`. Verified two-sided: a stub exiting 127 passes
+the old form and is caught by the new one.
+
+Why that exit code matters more than most: smoke runs `platforms: linux/amd64` on
+an x86 runner, i.e. **native amd64**, making this line the fleet's only recurring
+amd64 runtime proof for agent-browser's `linux-x64` ELF. **No devbox can ever
+supply one** — every machine in the pi fleet is an Apple Silicon Mac
+(`mbp-m1-2020`; `tor-ms22` = Mac Studio `Mac13,1` M1 Max, verified 2026-08-17 by
+`system_profiler`; `emb-7kj4vr4g` = Apple Silicon, verified 4 ways 2026-09-07).
+The "amd64 runtime proof still needed" item that was sent to two devices was
+therefore asking for the impossible, while CI already had the answer and was
+discarding it. `Dockerfile.base:607` does assert it (`agent-browser --version &&`),
+but only when the base actually rebuilds — and v1.8.13's base was cached.
+
+**The mailbox now announces replies that CLOSE your own asks.** `mempalace-toolkit`
+`21023e7` → `e45f6b4`, which adds `deriveClosed()` alongside `deriveOwed()`. The old
+path queried `status: open` and joined for a reply, which by construction can only
+surface asks *you owe someone else*; a terminal reply carries `status: applied`
+(or `blocked`/`failed`), so **the answer to your own question was structurally
+invisible** — the one notification a human actually wants. Measured: `emb-7kj4vr4g`
+closed the v1.8.13 rollout ask at 18:31Z with `status=applied`, the operator
+reasonably expected to hear about it, and the mailbox stayed silent while being
+correct by its own definition. Nine closed correlations were sitting unannounced.
+Shares the 1-hour resurface floor, so a close is announced once and is news rather
+than a nag.
+
+This lands **because the base rebuilds**, which is worth stating explicitly: the
+CI-resolved `mempalace-toolkit` SHA is folded into the content-addressed base tag
+(`base-decide`), precisely so a toolkit-only fix cannot silently fail to land
+behind an unchanged `Dockerfile.base`. The floating `main` ref was left alone on
+purpose — the toolkit moving *forces* the rebuild rather than waiting for one.
+
+**A consequence worth noting for the amd64 item above: this release actually
+collects that proof.** v1.8.13's base was cached, which is why
+`Dockerfile.base:607`'s `agent-browser --version &&` never ran. v1.8.14's base is
+not cached, so both that assertion and the new `EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR` gate execute
+on a native `linux/amd64` runner. The fleet's first *kept* amd64 runtime proof for
+the `linux-x64` ELF should be an artefact of this build rather than something
+asked of a device that cannot supply it.
+
+**Subtask delegation is documented — including the rung nobody built.** The image
+picks these up through their resolved refs (`pi-toolkit` `adfb553`,
+`pi-extensions` `c64c122`, the latter also refreshing the baked fallback skill):
+
+- an operator-facing decision guide in pi-toolkit's `README.md`, built on the
+  L0–L4 context ladder — how much of the parent session a child can see is the
+  axis that explains nearly every observed good and bad behaviour;
+- the canonical `pi-extensions` skill gains the same ladder next to *Boundary
+  discipline*, which until now diagnosed why an inherited transcript defeats a
+  brief without offering any alternative to "don't fork that";
+- one bullet in the global `AGENTS.md`, so the choice is visible without loading
+  a skill, and naming `pi-task` as a **CLI** — an agent hunting for a `pi_task`
+  tool finds none and concludes it is unavailable.
+
+What the ladder records: **L0/L1/L2 exist** in `pi-task` (`context.facts` /
+`.files` / `.commands`), **L4** is `fork`'s only behaviour (`getHeader()` +
+`getBranch()`, no offset or limit anywhere in the call chain), and **L3** — a
+truncated branch — **is not implemented by anything**, which is now written down
+instead of being a design idea somebody remembers.
+
+Also recorded, found while writing the above: `pi-fork/src/runner.ts:188` reads
+`if (extensions !== null) args.push("--no-extensions")`. So `extensions: []` turns
+the capability floor **on** and `null` turns it **off** — and `null` is the
+documented way to "restore normal extension loading", so tidying `[]` to `null`
+as a no-op re-arms palace writes inside every fork child. `pi-task` hardcodes the
+flag and cannot drift this way. Documented in three places because the edit that
+triggers it looks harmless.
+
+---
+
 ## v1.8.13 — 2026-09-06
 
 **Version audit + three pins moved, one deliberately not moved.** `pi`
@@ -56,9 +217,15 @@ identically to the 0.84.4 control, so "alive" could be distinguished from
 safe: all five prebuilt native addons in pi use NAPI (ABI-stable, no
 NODE_MODULE_VERSION lock, no binding.gyp), nothing in the image declares a node
 CEILING, and the install is one token (`setup_${NODE_VERSION}.x`). agent-browser
-0.36.0 declares `engines.node >=24`, but that field is vestigial for the
-artifact actually shipped: the image's own 0.35.2 declares the same floor and
-runs fine on 22.23.2 as a prebuilt aarch64 ELF. The reason to wait is
+0.36.0 declares `engines.node >=24.0.0`, but that field is vestigial for the
+artifact actually shipped: `/usr/bin/agent-browser` is the prebuilt aarch64 ELF
+`bin/agent-browser-linux-arm64`, invoked directly and never through node, so npm's
+engines floor is never enforced at runtime — verified running under 22.23.2 in
+this image. (Corrected 2026-09-07: this paragraph originally said "the image's own
+0.35.2 declares the same floor". That was wrong and incoherent — it contrasted
+0.36.0 against a 0.35.2 that does not exist in the image. There is exactly one
+agent-browser present, `/usr/lib/node_modules/agent-browser` at 0.36.0. The
+argument is unaffected; only the version was wrong.) The reason to wait is
 attribution, not compatibility — this release already moves pi a minor,
 mempalace a minor and bakes a Studio RC, so adding a node major would leave four
 suspects if the image misbehaves. Worth doing as its own release with the smoke

scripts/lint-shell.sh

@@ -0,0 +1,91 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+# Shellcheck + syntax-check every shell script in this repo. Severity: error.
+#
+# SINGLE SOURCE OF TRUTH for two callers:
+#   .gitea/workflows/lint.yml         — advisory, every branch push and PR
+#   .gitea/workflows/docker-publish.yml — the release GATE (lint-gate job)
+# Extracted from lint.yml on 2026-09-08 rather than copied, because a second
+# copy is exactly the drift this repo has been bitten by (see skillset's
+# pi-extensions mirror, refreshed the same evening after sitting 9579 B behind).
+#
+# WHY THIS CHECK EXISTS AT ALL
+#   actionlint shellchecks workflow `run:` steps only. The repo's own scripts —
+#   entrypoint.sh, scripts/*.sh, and the extensionless tools under
+#   rootfs/usr/local/bin/ — were never shellchecked. A sibling repo with the same
+#   gap shipped a broken `echo "$json" | python3 <<'EOF' ... json.load(sys.stdin)`
+#   for two months: with no script argument python reads its SCRIPT from stdin,
+#   so the heredoc IS stdin and json.load hits EOF. shellcheck flags that at
+#   severity error (SC2259); nothing ever ran it.
+#
+# WHY THE RELEASE GATES ON IT (added 2026-09-08, the expensive way round)
+#   v1.8.14's first attempt failed after build-base had already spent ~46 min:
+#   scripts/smoke-test.sh had an apostrophe inside a single-quoted exec_test body
+#   ("the fleet\'s"), which CLOSES the string, so the body truncated and its tail
+#   ran on the CI runner instead of inside the image. shellcheck had already
+#   caught it as SC2289 at severity error — the lint job went red on the very
+#   push that introduced it and stayed red for 24 hours, unread. lint.yml
+#   deliberately does not run on tag pushes (sound: the tagged tree was linted on
+#   main, and a tag-ref lint run sorts above the publish run and makes a release
+#   look finished early). The gap was never "lint the tag" — it was that a tree
+#   whose lint FAILED could still be released. Hence a gate inside the publish
+#   workflow, ~40 s, ahead of everything expensive.
+#
+# SEVERITY CHOICE
+#   -S error is 0 findings across this repo when clean, so it is free to add.
+#   -S warning is NOT free here (19x SC2088 tilde-in-quotes in
+#   recreate-sanity-check.sh, plus assorted SC2016 — both intentional), and a
+#   noisy gate trains people to ignore it. Error-only, matching the
+#   SHELLCHECK_OPTS philosophy in lint.yml.
+#
+# Usage:  bash scripts/lint-shell.sh [root]     (default root: repo top level)
+set -uo pipefail
+
+root="${1:-}"
+if [ -z "$root" ]; then
+    root="$(git rev-parse --show-toplevel 2>/dev/null || pwd)"
+fi
+cd "$root" || { echo "::error::cannot cd to $root"; exit 2; }
+
+# A gate that cannot run must not pass. Without this, a machine (or a CI job
+# whose install step was reordered away) without shellcheck would sail through
+# printing nothing, which is the failure mode this whole file exists to prevent.
+if ! command -v shellcheck >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+    echo "::error::shellcheck not found — the gate cannot run, so it must not pass" >&2
+    echo "         install it (apt-get install -y shellcheck) or run this in CI" >&2
+    exit 2
+fi
+
+# Union of two signals, because either alone misses a real case: a shebang scan
+# misses a sourced fragment with no shebang, and a *.sh glob misses the
+# extensionless tools in rootfs/usr/local/bin/. Silent skipping is precisely the
+# failure mode this gate exists to prevent, so err toward over-collecting.
+# -print0/mapfile -d '' so a path containing a space cannot silently split.
+mapfile -d '' -t all_files < <(find . -not -path './.git/*' -type f -print0)
+sh_files=()
+for f in "${all_files[@]}"; do
+    case "$f" in *.sh) sh_files+=("$f"); continue;; esac
+    if head -n1 "$f" 2>/dev/null | grep -qE '^#!.*\b(bash|sh)\b'; then
+        sh_files+=("$f")
+    fi
+done
+
+echo "Checking ${#sh_files[@]} shell file(s) with $(shellcheck --version | awk '/version:/{print $2}')"
+# A green tick over an empty file set is not a check.
+if [ "${#sh_files[@]}" -eq 0 ]; then
+    echo "::error::no shell files found — the shebang scan or the checkout is wrong"
+    exit 1
+fi
+
+rc=0
+shellcheck -S error -f gcc "${sh_files[@]}" || rc=1
+
+# bash -n catches a different class than shellcheck (unbalanced constructs it
+# declines to parse), so both run and both count.
+for f in "${sh_files[@]}"; do
+    bash -n "$f" || { echo "::error file=$f::bash -n failed"; rc=1; }
+done
+
+if [ "$rc" -eq 0 ]; then
+    echo "OK: ${#sh_files[@]} shell file(s) clean at severity error"
+fi
+exit "$rc"

scripts/smoke-test.sh

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 #
 # Verifies:
 #   - pi binary present and (if EXPECTED_PI_VERSION set) matches CI's resolved version
+#   - node MAJOR matches Dockerfile.base's ARG NODE_VERSION (if EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR set)
 #   - mempalace core matches the audited pin (if EXPECTED_MEMPALACE_VERSION set)
 #   - new v1.0.0 base additions (pandoc, graphviz, imagemagick, yq, tealdeer)
 #   - typst PDF engine for pandoc (v1.4.0) — `pandoc --pdf-engine=typst`
@@ -91,7 +92,18 @@ if [ -n "${EXPECTED_PI_VERSION:-}" ]; then
 else
   run "pi"              "pi --version"
 fi
-run "node"            "node --version"
+# Until 2026-09-07 this was a bare `run "node" "node --version"`, which asserts
+# only that the binary exists and exits 0 — the printed version was never
+# compared to anything. A node major bump would therefore have passed this suite
+# SILENTLY, while a reader skimming it would reasonably assume node regressions
+# were covered. EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR closes that: CI derives it from
+# Dockerfile.base's ARG NODE_VERSION (the single source of truth), so this also
+# catches a stale cached layer whose node does not match the declared ARG.
+if [ -n "${EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR:-}" ]; then
+  run_expect "node major matches Dockerfile ARG" "node --version" "v${EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR}."
+else
+  run "node"            "node --version"
+fi
 run "git"             "git --version"
 run "aws"             "aws --version"
 run "uv"              "uv --version"
@@ -739,10 +751,33 @@ exec_test "pi-atelier registered from /opt, not npm: (volume-shadowing guard)" \
 # shadows it. The check that actually bites lives in
 # recreate-sanity-check.sh, which runs where the volume is real — that is
 # where a 7-week-old 0.27.0 was caught shadowing 0.35.2 on 2026-09-06.
+# EXECUTION is ASSERTED here, not printed. Until 2026-09-07 the version was
+# captured inside an echo with 2>/dev/null, so a binary that could not run at all
+# still PASSED and simply printed version=[] -- the same failure class as the bare
+# `node --version` two hundred lines up: a value displayed rather than compared.
+#
+# Why this exit code matters more than most: smoke runs `platforms: linux/amd64`
+# on an x86 runner, i.e. NATIVE amd64, so this is the fleet's only recurring
+# amd64 runtime proof for the linux-x64 ELF. No devbox can supply one -- every
+# machine in the pi fleet is an Apple Silicon Mac (mbp-m1-2020; tor-ms22 = Mac
+# Studio Mac13,1 M1 Max, verified 2026-08-17 by system_profiler; emb-7kj4vr4g =
+# Apple Silicon, 4 routes 2026-09-07). Asking a device for that proof is asking
+# for the impossible; CI already had it and was discarding it.
+#
+# KEEP PROSE OUT OF THE QUOTED BODY BELOW. On 2026-09-07 this explanation lived
+# INSIDE the single-quoted argument and contained an apostrophe ("the fleet's").
+# Inside '...' bash treats a backslash literally, so \' does not escape -- it
+# CLOSES the string. The body silently truncated, the remaining lines were parsed
+# by the RUNNER's shell instead of the container's, and `agent-browser --version`
+# ran on a host that has no agent-browser: "line 770: command not found", release
+# v1.8.14's smoke job failed after the base had already built. shellcheck caught
+# it as SC2289 the same day and the red lint job went unread for 24h.
 exec_test "agent-browser resolves under /usr (volume-shadowing guard, build-time half)" '
   p=$(command -v agent-browser) || { echo "agent-browser not on PATH" >&2; exit 1; }
   r=$(readlink -f "$p")
-  echo "resolved=[$r] version=[$(agent-browser --version 2>/dev/null | head -n1)]" >&2
+  v=$(agent-browser --version) || { echo "agent-browser did not EXECUTE" >&2; exit 1; }
+  test -n "$v" || { echo "agent-browser --version produced no output" >&2; exit 1; }
+  echo "resolved=[$r] version=[$(printf %s "$v" | head -n1)]" >&2
   case "$r" in /usr/*) ;; *) exit 1 ;; esac
   test ! -d "$HOME/.pi/npm-global/lib/node_modules/agent-browser" || exit 1
   echo ok