docs(changelog): Unreleased section for the smoke node assertion + agent-browser correction

Summarises what changed since v1.8.13: the node-major assertion (a bump would
have passed the suite silently), the two-sided verification of the derivation,
and the v1.8.13 agent-browser 0.35.2 -> 0.36.0 correction. No image content
changes; NODE_VERSION still 22.

.gitea/workflows/docker-publish.yml

@@ -543,7 +543,12 @@ jobs:
         env:
           EXPECTED_PI_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.pi_version }}
           EXPECTED_MEMPALACE_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.mempalace_version }}
-        run: bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke
+        run: |
+          # Single source of truth for the node major is Dockerfile.base's ARG.
+          # Asserting the BUILT image matches it also catches a stale cached layer.
+          EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR=$(sed -n 's/^ARG NODE_VERSION=\([0-9][0-9]*\).*/\1/p' Dockerfile.base)
+          export EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR
+          bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke
 
   # ── Phase 3b: amd64 smoke for the studio variant ────────────────────
   # Additive + independent of the core `smoke` job: gates ONLY
@@ -606,7 +611,12 @@ jobs:
         env:
           EXPECTED_PI_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.pi_version }}
           EXPECTED_MEMPALACE_VERSION: ${{ needs.resolve-versions.outputs.mempalace_version }}
-        run: bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke-studio
+        run: |
+          # Single source of truth for the node major is Dockerfile.base's ARG.
+          # Asserting the BUILT image matches it also catches a stale cached layer.
+          EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR=$(sed -n 's/^ARG NODE_VERSION=\([0-9][0-9]*\).*/\1/p' Dockerfile.base)
+          export EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR
+          bash scripts/smoke-test.sh pi-devbox:smoke-studio
 
   # ── Phase 4: multi-arch publish ─────────────────────────────────────
   build-variant:

CHANGELOG.md

@@ -11,6 +11,53 @@ Pre-v1.0.0 tags followed the pi npm version (`v{pi_version}[letter]`).
 
 ---
 
+## Unreleased
+
+**A test that was quietly checking nothing, and a version number that was wrong.**
+Both found by delegating a read-only audit of this repo to a headless worker
+(`pi-toolkit` `bin/pi-task`) and then spot-checking its pointers from the
+filesystem — 5 of 5 held, and it also corrected a false premise planted in its
+own brief.
+
+**The node major is now asserted, not merely printed.**
+`scripts/smoke-test.sh` ran `run "node" "node --version"`, which asserts only
+that the binary exists and exits 0 — the printed version was compared to
+nothing. The line above it has always used `run_expect` against
+`$EXPECTED_PI_VERSION` for `pi`, so the suite *looked* like it covered node.
+**A node major bump would have passed the whole smoke suite silently.** Worse,
+this is where the "node v22.23.2 verified" line in the v1.8.13 recreate notes
+came from: printed output, not an assertion — an expectation stated up front and
+then falsified by the check.
+
+Now gated on `EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR`, which CI derives from `Dockerfile.base`'s
+`ARG NODE_VERSION` — the single source of truth, and the *only* hard node pin in
+the repo (`Dockerfile.variant` has no node install at all, so the two Dockerfiles
+cannot disagree). That also catches a stale cached layer whose node disagrees
+with the declared ARG. Unset ⇒ previous behaviour, so nothing breaks for anyone
+running the suite by hand.
+
+Verified two-sided, because a silent failure here reintroduces the exact bug it
+fixes: the `sed` derivation yields `22` (an empty result would disable the
+assertion silently); `grep -Fq "v22."` matches `v22.23.2`; `"v24."` does **not**
+match, so a wrong major is caught; `"v2."` does not prefix-collide. The workflow
+YAML was re-parsed after editing (9 jobs).
+
+**v1.8.13's agent-browser version was wrong.** That entry said "the image's own
+0.35.2". The image ships **0.36.0** — `/usr/lib/node_modules/agent-browser` at
+0.36.0 with `engines.node >=24.0.0`, and no 0.35.2 exists anywhere in the image.
+The sentence was also internally incoherent, contrasting 0.36.0 against a version
+that is not present. Corrected in place with a visible note, since that entry is
+already released. **The reasoning survives untouched**: the engines floor really
+is vestigial, because `/usr/bin/agent-browser` is a prebuilt aarch64 ELF invoked
+directly and never through node — which is exactly why 0.36.0 runs fine on
+22.23.2, consistent with the runtime proof collected on 2026-09-07 and with the
+retraction of the earlier false "0.36.0 requires node >= 24" alert.
+
+No image content changes: `NODE_VERSION` still 22, no pins moved. This is a test
+and a docs correction only.
+
+---
+
 ## v1.8.13 — 2026-09-06
 
 **Version audit + three pins moved, one deliberately not moved.** `pi`
@@ -56,9 +103,15 @@ identically to the 0.84.4 control, so "alive" could be distinguished from
 safe: all five prebuilt native addons in pi use NAPI (ABI-stable, no
 NODE_MODULE_VERSION lock, no binding.gyp), nothing in the image declares a node
 CEILING, and the install is one token (`setup_${NODE_VERSION}.x`). agent-browser
-0.36.0 declares `engines.node >=24`, but that field is vestigial for the
+0.36.0 declares `engines.node >=24.0.0`, but that field is vestigial for the
-artifact actually shipped: the image's own 0.35.2 declares the same floor and
+artifact actually shipped: `/usr/bin/agent-browser` is the prebuilt aarch64 ELF
-runs fine on 22.23.2 as a prebuilt aarch64 ELF. The reason to wait is
+`bin/agent-browser-linux-arm64`, invoked directly and never through node, so npm's
+engines floor is never enforced at runtime — verified running under 22.23.2 in
+this image. (Corrected 2026-09-07: this paragraph originally said "the image's own
+0.35.2 declares the same floor". That was wrong and incoherent — it contrasted
+0.36.0 against a 0.35.2 that does not exist in the image. There is exactly one
+agent-browser present, `/usr/lib/node_modules/agent-browser` at 0.36.0. The
+argument is unaffected; only the version was wrong.) The reason to wait is
 attribution, not compatibility — this release already moves pi a minor,
 mempalace a minor and bakes a Studio RC, so adding a node major would leave four
 suspects if the image misbehaves. Worth doing as its own release with the smoke

scripts/smoke-test.sh

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 #
 # Verifies:
 #   - pi binary present and (if EXPECTED_PI_VERSION set) matches CI's resolved version
+#   - node MAJOR matches Dockerfile.base's ARG NODE_VERSION (if EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR set)
 #   - mempalace core matches the audited pin (if EXPECTED_MEMPALACE_VERSION set)
 #   - new v1.0.0 base additions (pandoc, graphviz, imagemagick, yq, tealdeer)
 #   - typst PDF engine for pandoc (v1.4.0) — `pandoc --pdf-engine=typst`
@@ -91,7 +92,18 @@ if [ -n "${EXPECTED_PI_VERSION:-}" ]; then
 else
   run "pi"              "pi --version"
 fi
-run "node"            "node --version"
+# Until 2026-09-07 this was a bare `run "node" "node --version"`, which asserts
+# only that the binary exists and exits 0 — the printed version was never
+# compared to anything. A node major bump would therefore have passed this suite
+# SILENTLY, while a reader skimming it would reasonably assume node regressions
+# were covered. EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR closes that: CI derives it from
+# Dockerfile.base's ARG NODE_VERSION (the single source of truth), so this also
+# catches a stale cached layer whose node does not match the declared ARG.
+if [ -n "${EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR:-}" ]; then
+  run_expect "node major matches Dockerfile ARG" "node --version" "v${EXPECTED_NODE_MAJOR}."
+else
+  run "node"            "node --version"
+fi
 run "git"             "git --version"
 run "aws"             "aws --version"
 run "uv"              "uv --version"